06/12/2003
bloodykiller.
hello everybody. missed me? i know you did man come on don't shit yourself.JOKING.
what has been going on... hmmm mainly mugging chinese. sigh. im lying to myself. my schedule goes something like this:
- wake up
- mug chinese until lunch
- eat lunch
- pretend to mug chinese while thinking of excuse to get my mum to let me play
- play
- eat dinner
- watch various chinese drama serials
- mug some more chinese
- sleep
every day. always the same. never mind. today i have decided to mug chinese all the way! though i'll play homeworld2 if i have the time.
oh something interesting happened yesterday or 2 days back. cant remember.
i saw 3 ants marching innocently across my table.
interesting right.
guess what happened next.
after 2 of them were crushed and smashed to a pulp and mutilated enough to satisfy me, i realised the 3rd and the last one was sprinting away at full speed turbochargers pumped to the max bearing 283 degrees.
that got me really pissed man. so i whipped out my trusty swissarmyknife and smoothly beheaded it in one stroke. i was kinda proud of my impossibly accurate aim there. both parts started twitching and crawling around. then the bottom part found its severed head and grabbed it with its twitchy legs.
that was a little sick. so i watched it twitch around and give me the finger for a while. then it died. aww.
ima sadistic piece of shit lalala yeah i can see it in your faces already. but i dont like ants. they look too cute and should be duly punished.
hmm i think im too softhearted. wait stop swearing at me and saying 'dirtyliardirtyliar' yet. its just that everytime i see someone suffering pitifully (FOR GOOD REASONS mind you) i cant stand it and my heart breaks.
im hopeless. must correct this flaw. i must become Iceheart.
anyway this blog entry sounds kinda stupid. shall stop embarrassing myself. bye.
oh i forgot. good luck for chi 'o's. try to do better than i will. i cant wait to watch matrix dammit.
kenny wrote this at 10:01 a.m.