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16/02/2004

jolly shandy!

hey... once again sorry for not updating for so long.

well i have nothing much to say i guess. everything's still quite screwed. nothing much has changed. life is still dark, grey and heavy, though there are a few rays of sunshine penetrating the dense fog now. there's some hope now at least.

oh i remember something stupid that happened today. yuxuan and i went for lunch at j8, then he suddenly came up with the brilliant idea of trying some jolly shandy! so i said yeah, why not?

we walked into the supermarket fearlessly, striding through the aisles searching for jolly shandy. when we found it, yuxuan's balls suddenly dropped out of his pants and started rolling away on the floor, as he got a bad case of 'HUMJINITIS'. he kept asking dunno whether they can sell this to us leh, what if we get caught, should we buy or not, but i think can right?? should be right? i told him it should be fine la, at most you ask the cashier whether we're allowed. then we can blame it on her if we're caught *evil laugh.

so we went to the cashier and i paid for the stuff and it looked like we were going to succeed! our first purchase of an alcoholic (ok ok only a little) drink! i whispered to yuxuan, dun need to ask already, but i guess he didn't hear me, coz he asked after a while, are we allowed to buy this?

URGH.

the cashier became quite hesitant and kept telling us 'got alcohol you know!' lucky we got a kukunut cashier, coz we managed to bamboozle the jabroni (no no only 0.0001%!!! very little!!! not counted!!) and get our damned drinks in the end. phew. if the cashier had refused to sell the jolly shandy to us, i would have killed yuxuan man. i really wanted to try it.

so we tried it. i don't think it's anything great, just lemon stuff with a very very faint whiff of alcohol. just stick with your mountain dew yeah?

alright. to yuxuan if you ever get to read this, please don't be pissed man. not trying to insult you...

was it very wise of me to write this? ah heck never mind.

have to do some geog now. bye.

kenny wrote this at 8:37 p.m.